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2024-09-03

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Watch Brian Cook's Kill Tony episode 679 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.43 punch density·1.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

Now, I am a music fan to the point

where I take it personally sometimes.

I was listening to the classic album,

Paul's Boutique by the Beastie Boys,

but I was listening on YouTube,

and YouTube has the comments down at the bottom.

And can you believe what this chucklehead said?

And I quote,

"This album is three retard spouting gibberish

"over an awkward drum beat."

Not exactly, officially, for the record.

I love the Beastie Boys, I'm a big fan.

But if we're taking the macro view,

if we're looking at things in the big picture,

isn't all hip hop three retard spouting gibberish

over an awkward drum beat.

That's what every rap album ever is.

And if you think I'm picking on hip hop, I am not.

It's the same way that every death metal band

that's ever existed is five retards

making the most unpleasant noises humanly possible.

It's the same way that stand-up comedy

is one retard trying to be clever.

You see, there's a pattern of behavior here.

[Bit 2]

Now, I believe in diversity, I support diversity.

Diversity is a stripper I met over at the Yellow Rose.

She's a lot of fun.

She's working tonight.

So everyone, please go support diversity.

Thank you.

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