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2024-09-03

Ben Williams

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Watch Ben Williams's Kill Tony episode 679 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 7 bits, 9 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.22 tag density.

Career avg·7.00 bits/set·9.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.22 tag density·1 set

This set·7 bits·9 beats·0.50 punch density·0.22 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I hope y'all doing good, man.

'Cause I'm not.

[Bit 2]

'Cause somebody backstage, he called me "Welvin the Great,"

aka "Deez Nuts Guy."

Ha! Got him.

You know.

[Bit 3]

And that made it worse, 'cause yesterday,

This dude, he got mad cause I didn't give him a dollar.

So he called me a great value, Dave Chappelle.

I was like, I'm broke, nigga, I'm broke.

And that's crazy, cause Dave Chappelle heard that.

He'll probably be like, that's not like something

Ike would say.

[Bit 4]

But that's Austin for you, man.

Like they say, keep Austin weird.

I say, keep it the fuck away from me.

[Bit 5]

This dude, he asked me, can he borrow my lighter?

So I give him the lighter.

This motherfucker start burning himself with it.

[Bit 6]

I get further down the street.

This dude, he got his shirt off.

He got garbage bags around his hand.

He beating the fuck out this tree.

And I just wanted to know, like,

what was the root of the problem?

[Bit 7]

I'm pretty sure everybody heard the news

about Donald Trump getting shot.

And it wasn't news to me, because in my neighborhood,

everybody gets shot.

My dad got shot, and nobody cared.

Not even me.

And I'm the one who shot him.

Thank God. Ben Williams, thank God so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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Lines

setup- I hope y'all doing good, man.

punchline'Cause I'm not.