Tommy Tickles

Bucket Pull

Watch Tommy Tickles's Kill Tony episode 718 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.49 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.67 punch density·0.20 tag density

[Bit 1]

They say that opposites attract.

If opposites really did attract, then my wife really

wouldn't have a penis.

[Bit 2]

I'm always broke, looking for new ways to make money.

Last week I took an ad out in the back of a men's magazine

offering $50 blowjobs.

Now I just gotta get my wife on board.

[Bit 3]

I've written several books,

nine different ways to skin a cat.

You gotta skin it if you're gonna eat it.

[Bit 4]

I've been married 13 years.

In the next book I wrote, I dedicated to my wife,

101 Ways to Kill Your Wife.

That book was quickly followed by a sequel

101 things to do in prison.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupThey say that opposites attract.

setupIf opposites really did attract, then my wife really

punchlinewouldn't have a penis.