Don McNeely

Bucket PullMan

Watch Don McNeely's Kill Tony episode 140 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.23 punch density·0.67 tag density

How's it going?

Holy shit.

[Bit 1]

I think Gucci should start a clothing line for babies

and call it Gucci Goo.

It's my pun.

Somebody said they like puns.

I don't remember that lesson.

[Bit 2]

I got fat years ago.

It was sort of weird.

It was 240 pounds.

It was pretty big.

It was weird because I didn't know that I was getting fat.

I don't know if anybody's ever experienced that,

but it was too gradual when it was happening.

I didn't know it was happening.

I just one day realized that I was fat.

I remember that day too.

I was gonna meet some friends for drinks.

I was leaving my apartment.

I stopped to check myself in the mirror.

I saw that I was wearing like a t-shirt

and some skinny jeans.

Then I remember that I've never purchased

a pair of skinny jeans.

That was the alarming moment.

Shit, I'm gonna eat salads.

That's all I got.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

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setupI think Gucci should start a clothing line for babies

punchlineand call it Gucci Goo.