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Kill Tony #140 (Joey Diaz, Jeff Garlin, Steve Rannazzisi)

2017-10-09

Kevin Alexander

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Watch Kevin Alexander's Kill Tony episode 140 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.23 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Going back to work after not winning the Powerball jackpot is kind of like doing the walk of

shame, isn't it? I mean, because the night before, you had the opportunity to do nothing

but party and fuck for the rest of your life. You had all these plans on what you were going

on what you was gonna do with the money.

I'm gonna buy a yacht with a helipad.

I'm gonna walk straight into HR

and I'm gonna ask Cindy to show me your tits.

I'm gonna get a blowjob by a different chick every day.

But no, you don't win.

You end up back at work the next morning,

you unlock the front door and turn on the lights

and brew that first pot of coffee like, "Fuck!"

And you have that awkward moment in the hallway where you see Cindy.

Morning Cindy.

Yeah, no, I didn't win either.

God, I want to see those tips.

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setupGoing back to work after not winning the Powerball jackpot is kind of like doing the walk of

setupshame, isn't it? I mean, because the night before, you had the opportunity to do nothing

setupbut party and fuck for the rest of your life. You had all these plans on what you were going

setupon what you was gonna do with the money.

setupI'm gonna buy a yacht with a helipad.

setupI'm gonna walk straight into HR

setupand I'm gonna ask Cindy to show me your tits.

setupI'm gonna get a blowjob by a different chick every day.

setupBut no, you don't win.

setupYou end up back at work the next morning,

setupyou unlock the front door and turn on the lights

punchlineand brew that first pot of coffee like, "Fuck!"