Brian Simpson

Bucket PullBlackMan

Watch Brian Simpson's Kill Tony episode 140 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.60 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

But if I'm being honest, I'm more afraid of racist lifeguards.

I think that's way worse.

Because a racist cop has to at least break a sweat.

You know, a racist lifeguard just has to not notice you out there.

So ask yourselves, is it that black people can't swim, or have we been the vintry?

victims of a decades long conspiracy by the aquatic wing of the Ku Klux Klan.

That's right.

The Klan.

[Bit 2]

By the way, the Ku Klux Klan should not be "The Klan."

The Wu-Tang Klan should be "The Klan."

They've got more members, more number one singles, and according to them they've killed

more niggas.

So no matter how you measure, holy shit.

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setupBut if I'm being honest, I'm more afraid of racist lifeguards.

setupI think that's way worse.

setupBecause a racist cop has to at least break a sweat.

punchlineYou know, a racist lifeguard just has to not notice you out there.