Mr. G

Bucket Pull

Watch Mr. G's Kill Tony episode 700 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 7 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.29 tag density.

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·0.29 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·7 beats·1.00 punch density·0.29 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hello. I feel like I am the crackhead version of Aria Mazzi in this jacket.

[Bit 2]

I've been practicing my jokes in front of my cats.

They're tough critics. If they don't like one, they'll cough up a hairball.

Hack! Hack!

[Bit 3]

I'm ambidextrous. I jerk off with my left hand and I write with my right hand.

Sometimes I jerk off with my right hand and it feels like somebody else is doing it.

Like my mom!

But...

give my mom some credit, she had schizophrenia.

She probably thought I was her pimp!

Speaking of pimps, my name is Mr. G.

[Bit 4]

I'm a ladies man.

I'll prove it to you.

I can take any woman here home with me tonight.

I just need extra bus money.

[Bit 5]

Austin is my home but I've been gone for 14 years. No, I wasn't in prison. I was in Hawaii feeding cats.

[Bit 6]

But I just bought my first house right down the street in East Austin. It's really a shack in between a bunch of multi-million dollar mansions.

And my neighbors think I'm a squatter. Me and my cats, we squat every time we see my neighbors.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

punchlineHello. I feel like I am the crackhead version of Aria Mazzi in this jacket.