Juan Denmark

Bucket Pull

Watch Juan Denmark's Kill Tony episode 700 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·6.50 beats/set·0.96 punch density·0.69 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·6 beats·1.00 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

Everybody has freak-offs.

White people have freak-offs.

They're called "lifestyle parties."

Mexican people have freak-offs, too.

They're called "quinceaneras."

"Fifteen is not a woman, Pedro."

Put your dick back in your pants, Pedro.

You got three more fucking years in this country, Pedro.

Pedro's trying to turn a quinceaÃ±era

to a kinksaÃ±era, all right?

Asian people got freak-offs too, y'all.

They're called sweat shops.

[Bit 2]

I'm the type of dude that brings condoms to the freak-off.

I was on a date with a woman one time,

and she told me that she's allergic to condoms.

I told her I'm allergic to chlamydia.

[Bit 3]

She said the only way we could use a condom

is if I go and get a lambskin condom.

Lambskin condoms are easier to shoot through

than Donald Trump's security.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupEverybody has freak-offs.

setupWhite people have freak-offs.

punchlineThey're called "lifestyle parties."