Matt Edgar

Bucket Pull

Watch Matt Edgar's Kill Tony episode 700 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.55 punch density·0.00 tag density

- Thank you, everybody, thank you.

[Bit 1]

I just moved to Austin a year ago.

Yeah, it's so gay.

I mean, every weekend there's a march or a parade.

When I was a kid, gay was like an insult.

Now it's a party.

Give 'em an inch.

And they're gonna try to suck it.

[Bit 2]

I'll tell you the gayest thing I've ever done.

Tony was there.

We performed in the La Jolla Comedy Store,

and it was me, Tony, our friend Benji Aflalo,

and they put us up in a hotel room that only had two beds.

That's three dudes, two beds.

found out how to make it not gay.

You just take the two beds, push them together.

Three dudes, one bed cancels out any potential gayness.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI just moved to Austin a year ago.

punchlineYeah, it's so gay.