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KT #700 - WHITNEY CUMMINGS + KAM PATTERSON

2025-01-14

Will Merrick

Bucket Pull

Watch Will Merrick's Kill Tony episode 700 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 1.20 tag density.

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·1.20 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.55 punch density·1.20 tag density

- What's up guys?

[Bit 1]

This is my impression of Italian Bill Cosby.

A gabagool!

It's good to be here.

Thank you guys, thank you so much.

[Bit 2]

I stopped watching the news recently.

I feel like they're not talking about

the important stuff on the news.

They're never talking about how Bill Cosby's out of prison,

you know?

Never talking about how he might be Italian.

[Bit 3]

They're never talking about how Shel Silverstein

would be like the perfect name for a Jewish turtle.

You know?

[Bit 4]

Don't worry, guys.

I'm allowed to do that joke.

My mom is actually a turtle, so it's fine.

I've got the reptile past.

It's very good.

It's very nice.

[Bit 5]

I'm a confused man.

A lot of the time, I don't really know what's going on much.

Either one of my friends the other day

trying to talk to me about Wyoming.

I was like, "Pretty sure his name's pronounced Yao Ming.

That's not even kind of close."

Where's the W, sir? Explain.

We're at a P.F. Chang stop, sir.

We're not gonna watch "Yellowstone."

That's ridiculous. I would never do that.

All right, we'll call it there. Thank you so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupThis is my impression of Italian Bill Cosby.

punchlineA gabagool!