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KT #700 - WHITNEY CUMMINGS + KAM PATTERSON

2025-01-14

Ty Marion

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Watch Ty Marion's Kill Tony episode 700 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.96 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.25 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- This summer I was dating a black chick,

Ski, hee!

I know that's surprising for some

because I've been told I look like I gotta pay for sex,

but I don't understand why you would pay for something

that you can just go take.

[Bit 2]

Anyways, my newbie and princess and I,

we wanted to spice up our sex life,

so we got these little cards

to tell you what to do to one another,

but they were crazy.

One night, I got one that said,

"Tie up your partner and whip them."

And with that racial dynamic, I was hesitant.

I fucking did it.

When it was done, I asked her how it was, and she was like,

shit, it wasn't that bad, and I kind of liked it.

But why did you keep calling me Toby?

[Bit 3]

She used to make me so mad, though,

because she was late for everything.

And then she explained to me there's this thing called

colored people time.

I said, all right, for future reference, then,

Can you explain to me exactly how long

a cotton picker minute is?

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- This summer I was dating a black chick,

setupI know that's surprising for some

setupbecause I've been told I look like I gotta pay for sex,

setupbut I don't understand why you would pay for something

punchlinethat you can just go take.