Jennifer Brimey

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Watch Jennifer Brimey's Kill Tony episode 193 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.75 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Hi! I'm going to address the orange elephant in the room, which is that Donald Trump was just elected president and became president yesterday.

And I've been having massive anxiety about this.

And judging by all the pussy hats outside the door right now,

I don't think I'm alone.

[Bit 2]

And so yesterday, I was having an anxiety attack.

And one of the things that made me feel better

was thinking about the fact that as a white woman in the United

States, I'm kind of legally invincible

because I can't even get in trouble when I get in trouble.

So for an example, 2002, I got arrested.

I was 100% like, guilty and I said so in court.

My fine was zero dollars.

I'm clearly not in jail.

And I have nothing on my permanent record.

Fast forward three months later,

I got, I did the same exact crime

with the cop that arrested me.

So, privilege checked.

And, oh my God.

I'm totally bombing.

- So this is what this feels like.

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punchlineHi! I'm going to address the orange elephant in the room, which is that Donald Trump was just elected president and became president yesterday.