Ty Wynn

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Watch Ty Wynn's Kill Tony episode 137 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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Have anybody here seen the movie

"The Fault in Our Stars"?

Anybody?

Well, in that movie, right, that's a guy.

And he treated this girl as she walks on water

just because she has cancer.

I bet you he wouldn't treat her the same

as she had chlamydia.

See, cancer is the unexpected disease

you will want over all the other unexpected disease.

'Cause with cancer, you're the victim.

With any other disease, you're the perpetrator.

Let's just say you have HIV. Don't you get for buying condoms at Goodwill?

Oh, let's just say you have Hamboy. Don't you get for Donal Taco Bell and still Chipotle?

You should have got the guacamole.

That's Nupacant for the anal canal.

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setupHave anybody here seen the movie

setup"The Fault in Our Stars"?

setupWell, in that movie, right, that's a guy.

setupAnd he treated this girl as she walks on water

setupjust because she has cancer.

setupI bet you he wouldn't treat her the same

punchlineas she had chlamydia.