Aldo Garcia

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Watch Aldo Garcia's Kill Tony episode 137 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·1.00 punch density·1.00 tag density

Hello everybody.

How are you?

[Bit 1]

I'm from Mexico,

and I sometimes feel like Donald Trump's Logan.

I do have an anchor baby.

I'm a wanting criminal in my country.

And I cross the border illegally.

The only thing I haven't done is that I'm not a rapist.

But the night is young, right? Right, Ben?

I saw a blonde, so here.

[Bit 2]

My wife pussies smells really bad.

But again, I'm Mexican, so it's okay.

[Bit 3]

I have a baby and eight month old.

And so I have to clean my cell phone every time that I chase on it

because she plays with it.

I also have to...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm from Mexico,

punchlineand I sometimes feel like Donald Trump's Logan.

tagI do have an anchor baby.

tagI'm a wanting criminal in my country.

tagAnd I cross the border illegally.