Ash Stoker

Bucket PullMan

Watch Ash Stoker's Kill Tony episode 137 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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Alright, thank you Austin. I'm a U.S. Army veteran.

[Bit 1]

Um, well, and being a veteran you often get in situations, like most veterans know,

where people want to, you know, thank you for your service.

It happens to me a lot and I try to be humble about it.

Conversation usually starts when I walk up to somebody and go, "You're welcome."

[Bit 2]

But no, no, seriously, being a veteran, there's some veteran issues that concern me, and one of those is, you know, you see a lot of homeless veterans.

And it makes me wish that the military would just quit recruiting homeless people.

Hell, they make terrible soldiers, they're malnourished, ruined, and they salute the wrong way.

No, it's up here.

I know this for a fact, the military does a good thing about when they're discharged,

they give them a really nice folded up piece of cardboard.

That way they can write their credits on it.

And we throw in a PTSD syndrome.

Thank you.

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setupUm, well, and being a veteran you often get in situations, like most veterans know,

setupwhere people want to, you know, thank you for your service.

setupIt happens to me a lot and I try to be humble about it.

punchlineConversation usually starts when I walk up to somebody and go, "You're welcome."