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2020-05-06

Isaac Eubank

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Watch Isaac Eubank's Kill Tony episode 137 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.50 punch density·0.80 tag density

[Bit 1]

I'm mixed.

And my ex, she's white.

So my kids, they enjoy the full advantages of white privilege.

Like getting a ride in the front of the short bus?

Not my mulatto ass.

They threw me in the middle, like the kid in the wheelchair.

He was messed up because he was a bully.

He just liked to run over my feet.

He thought that shit was funny.

I mean, he's the reason why I got all these fucking tattoos.

But I'm just kidding, folks.

I don't let my kids ride the fucking short bus.

Come on.

I make those retards ride their bikes at school.

[Bit 2]

I've been working out with them lately,

but I can kind of be a dick.

I bark out orders like, straighten your back,

She called out a push-up.

I expect a girl to be a manly workout like a little girl.

You know, I know that's harsh here.

We're talking about little kids here.

But I'll be damned if I raise a victim.

[Bit 3]

You got kids on the Internet killing themselves over cyberbullying and fat shaming.

What kind of pussy shit is that?

My kids will never do something that weak.

If my kids ever killed themselves, you'll be over something manly like...

lack of dad's approval.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm mixed.

setupAnd my ex, she's white.

setupSo my kids, they enjoy the full advantages of white privilege.

punchlineLike getting a ride in the front of the short bus?

tagNot my mulatto ass.

tagThey threw me in the middle, like the kid in the wheelchair.