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2020-05-06

Zara June

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Watch Zara June's Kill Tony episode 137 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.60 punch density, 1.40 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·1.40 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.60 punch density·1.40 tag density

Hey everybody.

How you doing?

[Bit 1]

A life's like box of chocolates, right?

Yeah.

It's a thoughtless generic gift.

that nobody really wants.

But when you get it, you have to pretend

that you're grateful for it.

It's cheap, you can get it anywhere.

This metaphor goes on for a long time.

Life is like a box of chocolates,

all my choices are driven by my hatred of coconut.

[Bit 2]

Dating's hard, right?

Right, everybody?

Chivalry's dead.

I went out with this guy the other night,

we went back to his place,

and then he wanted to get it on like immediately,

and I was like, whatever happened to romance?

You know what I mean?

about shitting on my chest a little first.

Like, where are your manners?

Ladies, you ever have sex with a guy

who just didn't know where to put his balls?

It's like I have an anus.

It's right there.

Ladies, you ever wrap your clit around a guy,

and he's like, oh my god, what?

And you're like, I have a clit.

Get used to it.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, I'm done for now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupA life's like box of chocolates, right?

punchlineIt's a thoughtless generic gift.

tagthat nobody really wants.

setupBut when you get it, you have to pretend

tagthat you're grateful for it.

tagIt's cheap, you can get it anywhere.

tagThis metaphor goes on for a long time.