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2016-12-18

Remy Nasiri

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Watch Remy Nasiri's Kill Tony episode 184 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.14 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.52 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.14 punch density·0.33 tag density

- Hello, hello.

[Bit 1]

I just turned 28.

I know some of you look at me like,

motherfucker you look about 40.

But it's true, I just turned 28.

Although I do feel that my body's been against me

from a very early age.

Started to grow these big ears around age eight,

and then three years after that,

I started to grow hair on my shoulders,

for no real reason.

And then three years after that,

I started to lose the hair on my head at the age of 21.

Now, I don't know if there's, he's a bald man over there.

You can tell everyone that you become very insecure

when you lose the hair on your head.

You know, you think everyone's just looking

at your bald spot.

And I lived insecurely like this for two years

until I built up enough courage to shave my head.

And for a while, I was like, you don't look too bad

for a big ear bald motherfucker.

However, this was short-lived

because I went into work one day and I'm talking to my co-worker Edson

and he's just staring at my head the whole time, "Man, what the fuck are you looking at?"

He's like, "Have you ever noticed that your ball patch looks like a dick in two balls?"

And if you look at it, it really...

And that's all I really have, but I don't know how long I left to have.

Okay, my girlfriend, she used to move to San Francisco.

How long have I got left?

If you want to be done, you can be done.

57 seconds, ready?

I'll be done.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI just turned 28.

setupI know some of you look at me like,

setupmotherfucker you look about 40.

setupBut it's true, I just turned 28.

setupAlthough I do feel that my body's been against me

setupfrom a very early age.

setupStarted to grow these big ears around age eight,

setupand then three years after that,

setupI started to grow hair on my shoulders,

setupfor no real reason.

setupAnd then three years after that,

punchlineI started to lose the hair on my head at the age of 21.