Fang Chao

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Watch Fang Chao's Kill Tony episode 115 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.11 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

My Chinese name is Fang Chao.

I get 700 points on my SAT test just for the name.

[Bit 2]

I grew up in a country called China.

Over there, people beat their kids all the time.

When I was growing up, my mom beat me up five times totally.

That day was a really rough day for me.

[Bit 3]

My Chinese grandma died last year before she died.

All she wanted to see is me getting married

with a Chinese chick and make more Chinese babies.

I said it to my grandma.

I said, "Grandma, I love you with all my heart.

I will do anything to make you happy,

but you know I don't like the Chinese chicks.

You're being one of them right now."

I'm sorry to be the disappointment.

No matter who I marry or what type of a baby I make,

you ain't gonna live long enough to see them.

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setupMy Chinese name is Fang Chao.

punchlineI get 700 points on my SAT test just for the name.