Cal Jansen

Bucket PullMan

Watch Cal Jansen's Kill Tony episode 132 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.25 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.25 punch density·2.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

Do you guys think it's weird that on a parkway we drive, but on a driveway we get mad when

it was taking our girlfriends so long that...

No, this is me.

Actually, I am single because I wrote that joke.

[Bit 2]

I don't know, I think I'm a good boyfriend though, you know, because once I had a girl

tell me, "You've shown me everything I've been missing in a relationship."

I said, "Well, thank you."

She said, "Yeah, it's right over there.

Bye."

[Bit 3]

It's alright guys, it's sad but it's okay, I still see her every now and then.

I still get back with her.

If you guys have never done that, getting with an ex, it's kind of weird, I'll tell you how it goes.

It's kind of like when you leave food in your refrigerator too long, and your friends come by and go,

"What's this still doing here?"

I think there's still something good in there, you know?

It's like it's covered in mold!

Yeah, but that mold still cares about me, okay?

and I'm only gonna make something work.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupDo you guys think it's weird that on a parkway we drive, but on a driveway we get mad when

punchlineit was taking our girlfriends so long that...

tagNo, this is me.

tagActually, I am single because I wrote that joke.