Joe Summers

Bucket PullMan

Watch Joe Summers's Kill Tony episode 132 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.71 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.71 punch density·2.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

I was having sex with this girl and in the heat of the moment she said I want to feel

you come deep inside of me.

I said, "I was talking about feelings.

How do you feel about being a single wonder?"

[Bit 2]

I feel like I'm under an enormous amount of pressure here tonight.

Not for you people.

You're great.

Probably from the beer I chucked to work up the dirt to get here I could go to the bathroom.

But what's another urinary tract infection?

at least this time it's not coming from a cheap hooker.

[Bit 3]

I'm into older chicks.

Oh my God, I can't even...

Pittsburgh things got me shook a little bit.

You know, things get in your way when you, like, want to do something

and you feel like it's destiny.

And then I get a call at the hospital and everything

and I come down to the show and I get to the late night

and I'm introduced to the most beautiful woman of the world.

Tony, I'm in love with your mother.

Yeah.

I'll be a great stepfather.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupI was having sex with this girl and in the heat of the moment she said I want to feel

setupyou come deep inside of me.

punchlineI said, "I was talking about feelings.

tagHow do you feel about being a single wonder?"