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Kill Tony #132 (Aaron Kleiber, Ashley Barnhill)

2020-05-06

Will Moore

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Watch Will Moore's Kill Tony episode 132 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.67 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.91 tag density·3 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.32 punch density·1.33 tag density

Hello, everyone.

OH!

I don't want your smile to be fucking silly.

Finally!

I'm sorry I did that.

Oh, it's jokes.

Oh, god damn it.

Okay, I'll tell a joke now.

[Bit 1]

I walked into a bar recently

and there was a homeless guy in the corner asking for change.

Of course, told him I didn't have any.

To which my friend was like,

"You don't even want to talk to him, right?

You don't have to deal with that bullshit."

And I was like, "Oh, you mean that living bullshit?"

He said, "Yeah, that one."

What he said to me was, "Hands in your pockets, look straight ahead.

You don't even have to talk to them."

So I have great news, you guys.

The homeless aren't real people.

They've already had a family, their job, their loved ones.

I'm like Straycast, really.

We started carrying around a spray bottle

when they asked me for change.

It was a little something like this.

"Hey man, you got 80 cents?

"No I don't. Spray, spray.

"Thank you for your service."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI walked into a bar recently

setupand there was a homeless guy in the corner asking for change.

setupOf course, told him I didn't have any.

setupTo which my friend was like,

setup"You don't even want to talk to him, right?

setupYou don't have to deal with that bullshit."

punchlineAnd I was like, "Oh, you mean that living bullshit?"

tagHe said, "Yeah, that one."