Daisy Hart

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Watch Daisy Hart's Kill Tony episode 706 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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What the fuck is up, Texas?

Happy New Year's!

Woo!

Guys, I'm Daisy Hart.

[Bit 1]

I've been here and everyone's been calling me Daisy Hartless lately.

I'm like, "Ah, I'm sorry, boys.

You gotta be at least this tall to ride the ride."

Fuck you, guys.

Y'all, I'm from a sundown town.

If y'all don't know what a sundown town is, they have a sign that says, "If you're brown, turn around."

I thought that meant if you're brown turn around, you know

[Bit 2]

Whatever guys like y'all y'all gonna be jealous. I am new to comedy though

I hear you gotta eat a lot of dicks to be good at comedy

Y'all can start calling me little kamikaze

It's hard to be this bad

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI've been here and everyone's been calling me Daisy Hartless lately.

setupI'm like, "Ah, I'm sorry, boys.

punchlineYou gotta be at least this tall to ride the ride."

tagFuck you, guys.