Lonelle Price

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Watch Lonelle Price's Kill Tony episode 158 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density

What's up?

I feel like I got called on to Price's right.

I was like, "Yeah!"

[Bit 1]

And before I start, y'all give it up for my girlfriend, her, and her husband just celebrate

their three-year wedding anniversary.

[Bit 2]

And everybody, y'all follow me on christianmingle.com.

My username is Godly Penis Stick.

I tried to put Godly Penis Dick, but they didn't allow cuss words.

[Bit 3]

But fellas, y'all ever been in the car and them awkward-ass radio sex commercials come

on just attacking us out of nowhere?

like do you have a small penis? Can't get it up. Are you not satisfying your woman

sexually in the bedroom? Well I have some great news for you. Try our new product

called Extense where you can finally pleasure your woman. As soon as the commercial went off,

I was in the car my grandma, she laughed and she was like, "Yo granddaddy need to call

that number." I didn't have my mistress for 40 years. Ernest been putting it down

since the 70s. I said, "Grandma you ain't shit." She's like, "Oh hell don't judge me

boy judging by that uh you've been singing for the last three years yo yo

ass need to call that number I'm like

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAnd before I start, y'all give it up for my girlfriend, her, and her husband just celebrate

punchlinetheir three-year wedding anniversary.