Mike Jones

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Watch Mike Jones's Kill Tony episode 701 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.60 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- When a man gets pregnant,

does a baby come out of his asshole?

Could you imagine being the delivery doctor?

I mean, dude's gonna shit a baby?

You're like, "Push!"

Oh, God, that was fucking disgusting.

The dads are horrified. Sue you for hate speech you piece of shit. You gotta feel

[Bit 2]

bad for gays that want kids though. First you gotta come in his knickhole.

Sounds hard. Right Tony? Well I have a solution. It's a double-ended

flashlight. Now gays can stare each other in the eyes. You know, fuck with a little

decency or you could just pull the plug from the middle right as you both come

then it's like a little gay fountain so basically you can be as gay as you want

with it Tony very cool thank you I guess I'm the gay one after somehow all that

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setup- When a man gets pregnant,

punchlinedoes a baby come out of his asshole?