Watch TJ’s set

Skips to 1:17:33 in the episode

Having trouble with the embed? Open on YouTube at 1:17:33

2025-01-21

TJ

Bucket PullManAsianMiddle-AgeMedium Joke Book

Watch TJ's Kill Tony episode 701 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

- Austin, thank you guys so much.

[Bit 1]

You guys are, y'all are real friendly.

Like, I had someone just the other day come up to me

and he's like, "Excuse me.

Has someone ever told you you look like Kobe Bryant?

I'm like, nah, I should just get Dalzene from Street Fighter.

Yoga play.

Yeah, but I'm not technically even black.

Nah, like I'm more like Kamala Harris.

Yeah, like we pretend to be black.

So fuck that bitch.

[Bit 2]

Because today's Freedom Day.

Justin Trudeau just resigned.

And I'm fucking celebrating.

51st day, come, here we come.

[Bit 3]

But yeah, I just got back from Japan.

And people wanted to take pictures with me.

I didn't know why.

Because I wasn't even wearing this jersey.

It's a children's large.

Yeah, I got it for my 40th birthday, four years ago.

But yeah, honestly, I just want to thank Steven Retention

for the last 18 months,

'cause I'm manifesting this fucking moment right now.

Thank you for even like, yeah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupYou guys are, y'all are real friendly.

setupLike, I had someone just the other day come up to me

setupand he's like, "Excuse me.

setupHas someone ever told you you look like Kobe Bryant?

punchlineI'm like, nah, I should just get Dalzene from Street Fighter.

tagYoga play.