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Kill Tony #157 (Ralphie May, Ahmed Ahmed)

2017-08-27

Catherine Povinelli

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Watch Catherine Povinelli's Kill Tony episode 157 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 4.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.56 punch density·4.00 tag density

Hey, guys.

How are we doing tonight?

All right?

All right.

By round of applause, who in the audience are dog people?

Dog people, dog people, okay, couple dog people.

[Bit 1]

Have you noticed recently, or at least I have,

that men who own small dogs,

view them as chick magnets,

which I find interesting

because whenever I see a man with a small dog,

I view it as a four-legged neon sign that says,

"Take him!"

Because you know he didn't buy that dog, right?

You know his girlfriend or his wife made him get that dog.

No self-respecting male has ever walked into a city pound

and been like, "Nah, bruh."

That pitbull is not speaking to me.

However, this Bijon-free shih-shoo mix broke.

That is my jam.

That sentence has never been said.

Which PS?

[Bit 2]

Gentlemen in the audience who genuinely do want a chick

magnet, try walking a bottle of Jack Daniels.

I'll stop every time.

I'll come running right up to it going, oh my god,

is this yours?

He's adorable.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHave you noticed recently, or at least I have,

setupthat men who own small dogs,

setupview them as chick magnets,

setupwhich I find interesting

setupbecause whenever I see a man with a small dog,

setupI view it as a four-legged neon sign that says,

punchline"Take him!"

setupBecause you know he didn't buy that dog, right?

tagYou know his girlfriend or his wife made him get that dog.

setupNo self-respecting male has ever walked into a city pound

tagand been like, "Nah, bruh."

tagThat pitbull is not speaking to me.

setupHowever, this Bijon-free shih-shoo mix broke.

tagThat is my jam.

tagThat sentence has never been said.