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Kill Tony #215 (Jay Oakerson, Ari Shaffir, Andrew Santino)

2017-08-17

Patrick Ramirez

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Watch Patrick Ramirez's Kill Tony episode 215 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.57 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·7 beats·0.50 punch density·0.57 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hey guys, how you guys doing today? I don't like when it's hot in LA. It's so

hot in LA today I saw homeless dudes stripped down to like only three jackets.

[Bit 2]

Homelessness is one of the things like makes me think the most. Like I always

have a gut reaction when I see it. I saw a homeless couple today. You ever see a

homeless couple? I saw that I was like damn what a kick in the ass to all the

single people, right?

Because I'm single.

I saw that.

I was like, hmm, that guy's doing something right.

[Bit 3]

I'm on to my fourth dating app.

My fourth one.

I'm on that dating app Bumble.

You guys know Bumble?

That's the one where you match and the girl never messages

you.

It's pretty effective.

[Bit 4]

Do we ever think we would get to the point where we're just

telling strangers how tall we all are?

That's all we care about.

In the future, our profile pictures will just be us by the

door of a 7-Eleven so you can see the measurements.

That's it.

[Bit 5]

I still read the dating profiles.

I still read them all.

What gets me the most is when I read

an overly positive dating profile.

I read one that said, "I have a great career.

"I love my life.

"I love my family.

"Life is an adventure."

I read that and I was like, none of us are here

because life is going according to plan.

Thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupHey guys, how you guys doing today? I don't like when it's hot in LA. It's so

punchlinehot in LA today I saw homeless dudes stripped down to like only three jackets.