Eddie Cisneros

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Watch Eddie Cisneros's Kill Tony episode 215 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.43 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·1.43 punch density·2.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·1.43 punch density·2.33 tag density

What's up, you guys?

[Bit 1]

I at one point in time weighed 316 pounds, man.

I have no idea how much I wait today, but I can see my penis.

That's what counts, right?

Dude, that should be a goal in every man's life.

Have enough money to retire, pay off your mortgage,

and make sure your damn cock doesn't disappear.

[Bit 2]

Because, look, I don't like to tell people I lost the weight, though,

because I'm from a small town called Odessa, Texas.

I get the regular questions, how you do it, how long did it take?

Then I get Odessa, Texas questions like, "How much of your damn cocaine did you do, bro?"

Which look guys not only is that shit rude is ridiculous because even if I did do it like that. It's not like I kept track

Who's doing that who's waking up on Monday morning?

I'm see Monday protein shake so far so good 10 mile jog 10 push-ups a ball of cocaine

752 push-ups check the window 47 times

1000 jaw movements

Check the window 48 times

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI at one point in time weighed 316 pounds, man.

punchlineI have no idea how much I wait today, but I can see my penis.

tagThat's what counts, right?

tagDude, that should be a goal in every man's life.

tagHave enough money to retire, pay off your mortgage,

tagand make sure your damn cock doesn't disappear.