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KT #671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

2024-07-09

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Watch Jay Legend's Kill Tony episode 671 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.35 punch density·1.00 tag density·Big Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Actually, probably stop smoking weed is fucking my life up.

I don't like how my brain is starting to work.

I think the weed is too good.

This is how I knew it was getting bad.

The other day, for 45 minutes, I watched a bird argue

with a squirrel.

And that's not even the part that let me know I was hot.

The part that let me know I was hot

was I could understand what they was arguing about.

It was real intense.

I'm going to let you all know what happened

since y'all wasn't there.

So I was outside, madder.

My business was squirrels, started

searching for food on the ground.

Out of nowhere, a bird flies past and shit near

where the squirrel trying to get food at.

This pissed the squirrel off.

I could tell it pissed him off

'cause he instantly looked up the bird.

He was like, "Hey, nigga, watch where you shittin'."

Which let me know instantly, "This is a black squirrel

and he on fucking business.

You don't fuck with black squirrels like that.

He'll pull up with a squirrel homey

and fuck this whole place up."

Yeah, it was getting real intense,

but I couldn't stay to see what happened

'cause like I said, I had been out there for 45 minutes

and my break was only 30, so I had to get back to fucking work.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupActually, probably stop smoking weed is fucking my life up.

setupI don't like how my brain is starting to work.

setupI think the weed is too good.

setupThis is how I knew it was getting bad.

setupThe other day, for 45 minutes, I watched a bird argue

setupwith a squirrel.

setupAnd that's not even the part that let me know I was hot.

setupThe part that let me know I was hot

punchlinewas I could understand what they was arguing about.

tagIt was real intense.