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KT #671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

2024-07-09

Tristan Bowling

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Watch Tristan Bowling's Kill Tony episode 671 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.61 punch density, 1.20 tag density.

Career avg·1.25 bits/set·2.75 beats/set·0.49 punch density·1.84 tag density·4 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.61 punch density·1.20 tag density

Oh, what's up kill Tony? Oh

Oh man, I live in New York, which is awesome.

[Bit 1]

I love seeing Broadway musicals.

I recently saw the Michael Jackson musical.

I did see "Leaving Neverland" first,

so, you know, the spooky prequel.

So, you know, I went in a little chuffed.

I'm like, what is this Michael Jackson guy ever done?

You know?

And let me tell you, by the end of the musical, 180.

I think I can safely say from the bottom of my heart,

I don't think I care about the whole kid thing.

He's the best, all right?

He's the best who's ever done it.

Turns out you can do both.

We're gonna limit that guy?

Really, honestly, between doing Thriller and doing that,

like take a Saturday, man.

Where's your vacation days, brother?

[Bit 2]

And there is a very funny part

where in the musical where there's like,

Michael, you know what they're saying about you?

That you're bleaching your skin?

That you're laundering money?

That's it.

And I'm in the back like, there's a third thing.

Didn't even know about laundering money.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

All right, my name's Tristan, have a good night.

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setupI love seeing Broadway musicals.

setupI recently saw the Michael Jackson musical.

setupI did see "Leaving Neverland" first,

punchlineso, you know, the spooky prequel.