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Kill Tony #218 (Jay Oakerson, Luis Gomez, Dave Smith)

2017-07-25

Doyle Brand

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Watch Doyle Brand's Kill Tony episode 218 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.12 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.12 punch density·0.00 tag density

Thank you, guys.

This is a great intro.

[Bit 1]

I'm an only child.

Yeah, sometimes when I tell people I'm an only child,

they talk to me in that pity voice.

They're like, oh, you're an only child?

You must have been so lonely growing up

without any brothers or sisters.

I'm like, "Oh, you must have been so lonely growing up

without any imaginary friends!"

[Bit 2]

It's true though, I actually did--

No, no.

I actually had an imaginary friend.

When I was six, my best friend was my imaginary friend,

Amanda, yeah, she was my puppy love.

And yeah, she broke up with me.

She's like, "I'm sorry, Doyle, it's not you, it's me."

I'm like bitch. I created you what are you talking about? I am me

By the way, I'll give that oh at the end of that count as my hardest laugh of the night by the way

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm an only child.

setupYeah, sometimes when I tell people I'm an only child,

setupthey talk to me in that pity voice.

setupThey're like, oh, you're an only child?

setupYou must have been so lonely growing up

setupwithout any brothers or sisters.

setupI'm like, "Oh, you must have been so lonely growing up

punchlinewithout any imaginary friends!"