Rick Schnoyer

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Watch Rick Schnoyer's Kill Tony episode 697 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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- Thank you. Thank you.

[Bit 1]

Yeah, so I was in the HEP parking lot the other day,

And I almost got hit by that thing.

I forget what it's called, but it's kind of like the human centipede,

except for shopping carts.

Oh, the train. The train to shopping carts.

Yeah, I'm just minding my own business, and almost had a train ran on me.

Paint up my ass, you know?

[Bit 2]

I don't know, a train would be a lot. Give me a threesome though, any day.

Specifically one with two girls.

I feel like a threesome with a dude.

It's kind of like going to a diner and you order a sandwich,

and you get a big pickle on the side with it.

It's like I didn't ask for the pickle.

I don't really want the pickle there.

Because now it's going to get its taste all over the thing that I want to eat.

All right. Thanks everybody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Joke Type

analogy

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setupYeah, so I was in the HEP parking lot the other day,

setupAnd I almost got hit by that thing.

setupI forget what it's called, but it's kind of like the human centipede,

punchlineexcept for shopping carts.