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Watch Luke Wright's Kill Tony episode 687 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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- Well, hello, all the people.

[Bit 1]

My name's Luke. I identify as a BBC.

Badly balding Caucasian.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I had a pretty rough childhood.

My dad beat me with conservative values.

[Bit 3]

There's a big conspiracy there, you guys, too, you know.

He thinks 9/11 was an inside job.

I think that's pretty ridiculous.

They pretty clearly happened outside.

Yeah.

[Bit 4]

We're a religious household too. You know, we went to church every Sunday.

My, you know, I was a cute kid. So I had to beat the priest off with a stick.

Messed up. I mean, who wants to get beat off with a stick?

Not that bad though.

We would go get Mexican food after to make me feel better.

You know, now whenever I want to feel like I'm back in my childhood, I just go and get

some nice al pastor tacos.

Yeah.

Only now I have to pay for pastor meat in my mouth.

Oh my goodness.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupMy name's Luke. I identify as a BBC.

punchlineBadly balding Caucasian.