Casey Stoddard

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Watch Casey Stoddard's Kill Tony episode 169 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So yeah, I had to break up with my last girlfriend

'cause I found out that she was poking holes in my condoms.

And I was like, "Are you insane?

Do you want your sister to get pregnant?"

[Bit 2]

My little sister just came out of the closet.

She's a lesbian and I'm proud of her,

but I feel like I should have known.

Like I remember whenever we would try

to play rock, paper, scissors,

she was always too busy eating pussy.

Man.

[Bit 3]

My girlfriend clogged the toilet.

It's all my fault though.

Should have cut her into smaller pieces.

[Bit 4]

If you had hooks for hands, you wouldn't be able to do air quotes.

Yeah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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setup- So yeah, I had to break up with my last girlfriend

setup'cause I found out that she was poking holes in my condoms.

setupAnd I was like, "Are you insane?

punchlineDo you want your sister to get pregnant?"