Eric Gallegos

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Watch Eric Gallegos's Kill Tony episode 698 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·0.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- You guys, I recently matched with a girl on Tinder

and her bio said fun and down to earth.

Yeah, I wish I knew that was code for living in a tent.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I was walking down Sixth Street earlier

and I saw someone with a shirt that said end Alzheimer's.

It's like with what, a shotgun?

[Bit 3]

Do you all ever notice how potholes

and crackheads are really similar?

Yeah, you know, it's like they both spend

all their time in the street.

All they do is annoy people.

And when you run one over, you're like, ugh.

I blame the city.

[Bit 4]

Anyway, the election's finally over, right?

Some are really excited.

Some are really sad.

I mean, I'm worried because I'm pretty sure I'm getting kicked

out of women's basketball next year.

Hell yeah, that's my time, guys. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- You guys, I recently matched with a girl on Tinder

setupand her bio said fun and down to earth.

punchlineYeah, I wish I knew that was code for living in a tent.