Judah Zee

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Watch Judah Zee's Kill Tony episode 698 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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What's going on, Austin?

Doing good.

I'm feeling pretty good.

[Bit 1]

I'm having my birthday come up soon.

I'm turning 41.

People tell me I look great for 41.

But that's not fair, because people look like shit.

[Bit 2]

Getting in my middle age is not all that bad, you know, like

all middle-aged men.

I always know the seven-day AccuWeather forecast.

That's right, I always know the weather.

But that's because I'm Jewish.

And it's easy to know it when you control it.

[Bit 3]

I'm actually in an interfaith marriage.

I'm Jewish.

My wife's anti-Semitic.

Can't plan on telling raise the kids.

[Bit 4]

Growing up Jewish, I actually always

thought I was gonna marry a Jewish girl. But then I decided to marry an attractive

one instead. My sister hates that joke. Yeah, her and her ugly kids. People think

is a... That's it. Alright, thank you guys. I'm Judah Z. Okay. Abrupt ending there.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm having my birthday come up soon.

setupI'm turning 41.

setupPeople tell me I look great for 41.

punchlineBut that's not fair, because people look like shit.