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KT #661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

2024-04-30

Josie Marcellino

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Watch Josie Marcellino's Kill Tony episode 661 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.53 punch density·1.50 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- I'm autistic and bisexual

like every other annoying bitch now.

It's a one-to-one ratio.

If you have autism, you're bisexual.

They don't explain why, but I have a theory.

I think it's 'cause pussy is, like,

the coolest fidget spinner you could ever get your hands on.

And just like a real fidget spinner,

I don't really know how they work,

but I will put my whole mouth on it, so...

[Bit 2]

I said that joke to my coworker the other day,

and she liked it. She laughed. It was fine.

But then she just looked at me, and she was like, "Oh."

And she was like, "But are you--

"But are you, you're not gonna,

"you're gonna say that on stage?

"Isn't your dad coming to the show?"

And I was like, "First of all, no.

"Do I look like someone with a supportive father?

[Bit 3]

"No, I don't.

"I look like the Pornhub version of Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

"That's what I fucking look like."

Homeless guy told me that yesterday.

Which was crazy.

I was like, "How do you know,

"what was she on like the front cover of your blanket?

"Like how do you know who the fuck that is?"

Would you run into her?

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I'm autistic and bisexual

setuplike every other annoying bitch now.

setupIt's a one-to-one ratio.

setupIf you have autism, you're bisexual.

setupThey don't explain why, but I have a theory.

setupI think it's 'cause pussy is, like,

punchlinethe coolest fidget spinner you could ever get your hands on.

tagAnd just like a real fidget spinner,

tagI don't really know how they work,

tagbut I will put my whole mouth on it, so...