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Watch Helena's Kill Tony episode 661 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.14 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- So my older brother is a teacher now.

I've never known less in my life.

[Bit 2]

This guy was trying to convince me the other day

that slavery was bad.

Dog, that was peak America.

We're still chasing that high.

[Bit 3]

If you think that money can't buy happiness,

you need to reconsider slavery.

[Bit 4]

Imagine having the fattest stack of greenbacks at the auction.

They bring out David Lucas,

The biggest three-fifths anyone's ever fucking seen.

I mean, I would buy the hell out of that guy in the olden days.

Nowadays, all you'd get is kids.

But all the cute colors are always sold out.

Thanks, Obama.

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setup- So my older brother is a teacher now.

punchlineI've never known less in my life.