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KT #661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

2024-04-30

Morgan Bounds

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Watch Morgan Bounds's Kill Tony episode 661 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 0.71 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.71 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.63 punch density·0.71 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- I have a problem.

I wanna get married real bad,

but the guys I like would kill me with a gun,

given the chance.

[Bit 2]

I like blue collar men, like hands so dirty,

you think you're gonna get some kind of weird infection.

But unfortunately for me,

I look like a lesbian crystal witch,

whose primary spell is like some in chlamydia.

Yeah.

[Bit 3]

They think I'm crazy on first glance alone,

and I think it's fucked up.

I'm like, if you would just get to know me

for 10 more seconds, you would finally realize,

I've got a great fucking rack.

I'm multifaceted, I really am.

[Bit 4]

But I am seeing a guy, and what I'm doing

is every time we hook up,

I make him a bomb-ass breakfast in the morning,

like really southern good breakfast,

and the goal is I pavlov him,

and when he sees an omelet with his eyeballs,

'cause dick gets hard.

I think that could be cool, no.

No, like he drives by a Denny's and he's like,

fuck, I gotta call this bitch, dude.

I fucked it up, I did, I fucked it up,

'cause the other day he got arrested in a McDonald's

jerking off on a McGriddle,

giving it the old Mac sauce.

Thank you guys, I'm Morgan.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I have a problem.

setupI wanna get married real bad,

punchlinebut the guys I like would kill me with a gun,

punchlinegiven the chance.