Sonny Castillo

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Watch Sonny Castillo's Kill Tony episode 728 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.40 punch density·0.00 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

So I recently bought a used dog from the animal shelter.

And she was a bit harder to take care of

than I thought she would be, so I needed help.

Saw a winter guy, a used girlfriend from the woman shelter.

I could never turn down a rescue.

[Bit 2]

And earlier this morning,

we were getting ready to go to work,

and she kept complaining that she had a muffin top.

And I was like, "Nah, you look fine,

cupcake."

[Bit 3]

So my friend, Marty Silla,

just opened up the world's first gay ice cream

She calls it "Mottie Kones."

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineSo I recently bought a used dog from the animal shelter.