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2025-07-22

John Bechdel

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Watch John Bechdel's Kill Tony episode 728 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.29 punch density·0.20 tag density·Small Joke Book

- Austin, Texas, how's it going?

Give it up for the Supreme Leader.

[Bit 1]

I had told like many of y'all,

how many of y'all are on dates here tonight?

Because like war was declared for a second,

that oh look I'm scared to go to war pussy, you know.

Like how many here, men are dogs, am I right?

Men are like dogs, white women fuck them occasionally.

[Bit 2]

They took down the, they took down the billboard

outside my place with a kid who OD'd on fentanyl.

I guess he got better.

Like, give it up for that guy.

[Bit 3]

Give it up for the sleepy time tea bear.

That motherfucker's been sleeping on the job

for 40 fucking years.

Has anyone checked him?

It might be like the dead the entire time tea bear.

Like, motherfucker OD'd on hibiscus.

[Bit 4]

Yeah, so yeah, I'm really glad we didn't go to war.

'Cause like, if a new kid outside San Diego,

I don't think Mountain Dew would like last

after the Baja blast of 2025.

[Bit 5]

Yo, those Ninja Turtles, they're always saying Cowabunga.

Those motherfuckers should be asking howabunga.

Like, I work in like food service,

I have to deliver pizzas on the street.

Hell yeah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI had told like many of y'all,

setuphow many of y'all are on dates here tonight?

setupBecause like war was declared for a second,

setupthat oh look I'm scared to go to war pussy, you know.

setupLike how many here, men are dogs, am I right?

punchlineMen are like dogs, white women fuck them occasionally.