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2017-12-19

Michael D'Angelo

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Watch Michael D'Angelo's Kill Tony episode 200 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.53 punch density·0.80 tag density

Oh shit, kill Tony, guess what guys?

[Bit 1]

Today is my little sister's 18th birthday.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah man, she's got down syndrome so she doesn't have a lot of friends and when my buddy came

to pick me up to come down here tonight, he brought flowers.

I was like, dude what the fuck are you doing?

He's like, he's not for you dude.

I was like, oh, and he came in, he gave me her, she was so fucking happy and then he

He drove us both down here, and now I'm pretty sure they're fucking in the parking lot.

Yeah, yeah, that's nice.

He was so nervous.

I was like, "Relax, man.

She's down."

[Bit 2]

Plastic surgeries getting out of hand.

Saw a girl with no no's today.

No no's.

Yeah, like everything was okay.

Like everything was just cool.

Total cunt, too.

I walked up to her, tried to ask her, like, "Where'd you get your work then?"

I was like, wow, you're a bitch.

Let that one sink in.

[Bit 3]

My seven year old niece shot herself in the head.

She didn't die though.

I just think it's funny because she used to hate vegetables

but now.

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setupToday is my little sister's 18th birthday.

setupYeah man, she's got down syndrome so she doesn't have a lot of friends and when my buddy came

setupto pick me up to come down here tonight, he brought flowers.

setupI was like, dude what the fuck are you doing?

setupHe's like, he's not for you dude.

setupI was like, oh, and he came in, he gave me her, she was so fucking happy and then he

punchlineHe drove us both down here, and now I'm pretty sure they're fucking in the parking lot.