Kelsey Lane

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Watch Kelsey Lane's Kill Tony episode 200 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·0.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Thanks, guys. I'm going to sing you a song tonight. It's for all the chauvinistic, misogynistic men out there who view women as less than equal, who view them as sexual objects.

- That song's for you.

Stop, thank you so much.

[Bit 2]

It was my only song that was A Minute or Last, so.

- That's good.

You still have 34 seconds left, are you,

is that everything? - Actually, it was 42 seconds.

[Bit 3]

- My girlfriend just broke up with me.

I miss her like I miss my hymen.

It hurts at first, but I'm glad

that she's gone in the long run.

Yeah.

- Call back. - You're gay?

You have 20 more seconds.

[Bit 4]

- I smoke cigarettes because I'm an Oregon donor

and I just want them to know

that they're gun this shit used.

- 10 more?

- Okay, I think that's enough.

Bit 3 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- My girlfriend just broke up with me.

setupI miss her like I miss my hymen.

setupIt hurts at first, but I'm glad

punchlinethat she's gone in the long run.