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KT #672 - DONALD TRUMP (SHANE GILLIS) + JOE BIDEN (ADAM RAY)

2024-07-16

Cannon Miller

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Watch Cannon Miller's Kill Tony episode 672 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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- So why is it that mentally disabled guys

just love getting naked?

Yeah, I don't know what that's about,

but they just love taking their clothes off.

And I say that 'cause I was at a Boy Scout camp

when I was a kid and we had this mentally disabled kid

in our cabin, this albino kid, he was super sweet.

But anyway, he goes to the shower

and we hear him yell for help and we're like,

oh God, like, you know, let's go,

he probably fell, we gotta go help him out.

We open the stall door to the shower

And then there he is just, you know,

handling his package right in front of us,

just really going at it.

And I'll never be able to look at a white snake

the same ever again.

But anyway, we were like, you know,

I'm not equipped to handle this.

So we go and I tell the scout master, you know,

go make sure, see if he needs any like actual help.

And I sat there and I thought about it.

And I was like, just left a scout master alone

with a naked miner.

And so that's the story of my first threesome.

And that's my time.

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setup- So why is it that mentally disabled guys

setupjust love getting naked?

setupYeah, I don't know what that's about,

setupbut they just love taking their clothes off.

setupAnd I say that 'cause I was at a Boy Scout camp

setupwhen I was a kid and we had this mentally disabled kid

setupin our cabin, this albino kid, he was super sweet.

setupBut anyway, he goes to the shower

setupand we hear him yell for help and we're like,

setupoh God, like, you know, let's go,

setuphe probably fell, we gotta go help him out.

setupWe open the stall door to the shower

setupAnd then there he is just, you know,

setuphandling his package right in front of us,

setupjust really going at it.

punchlineAnd I'll never be able to look at a white snake

tagthe same ever again.