Vinny Rossi

Bucket PullMan

Watch Vinny Rossi's Kill Tony episode 571 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.22 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Did you guys know that men cause 6.1 million

car accidents per year,

And women only cause 4.4 million car accidents per year.

Yeah.

Just another stat proving that men do more than women.

[Bit 2]

No, I love women.

I've got the utmost respect.

Matter of fact, I figured out why they're so bitchy

when they're PMSing.

Yeah, they're pussies bleeding.

Once a month, man, give them a fucking break.

That should be the top story on the news every night.

Women across the world's vaginas continue to bleed.

Government calling it an epidemic.

Guys, can you imagine if our dicks bled once a month

and you had to put some dick gauze around there

and you're at the bar with your buddy watching the game

and you start crying over an H&R block commercial.

He's like, "Dude, what's wrong?"

You're like, "I don't know, my tits are swollen.

I'm on the gauze."

All right, you guys, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Did you guys know that men cause 6.1 million

setupcar accidents per year,

setupAnd women only cause 4.4 million car accidents per year.

setupYeah.

punchlineJust another stat proving that men do more than women.