Callen Galah

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Watch Callen Galah's Kill Tony episode 570 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So I went on a date with a Jewish gal the other day.

She was actually half Jewish.

I knew she was half Jewish and not full Jewish

because she was hot.

[Bit 2]

We had some good conversation

and she found out I dabbled in standup comedy

and she asked me to roast her.

That's not really my thing, you know,

she's a good looking gal so I politely declined.

She looked in my eyes and says,

"No, roast me, I wanna be roasted."

I looked at her and I said,

"Haven't your people been roasted enough?"

I just figured that joke gets a little different

when you look like Hitler's wet dream, you know?

[Bit 3]

So there's this garden store near my hometown

called Plant Parenthood.

For some reason, all they sell is weed killer.

Ah, shit. (laughing)

Thank you guys, appreciate it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- So I went on a date with a Jewish gal the other day.

setupShe was actually half Jewish.

setupI knew she was half Jewish and not full Jewish

punchlinebecause she was hot.