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2022-08-16

Theo Constantino

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Watch Theo Constantino's Kill Tony episode 570 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.69 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.69 punch density·2.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

You guys are so nice.

I'm visiting from Boston.

[Bit 1]

I gotta say, Austin's a really nice town.

As soon as I got here, homeless people kept coming up to me,

shaking their change cups.

So much that I had to say, "No, thank you, I have enough."

So nice.

That was a joke, I took the money.

I'm broke, not stupid.

[Bit 2]

Everyone's trying to afford a house.

I'm trying to afford a bidet.

Man, I had to make one at home.

You can too.

All you need is water balloons and a friend you can trust.

Smart.

[Bit 3]

I live in a pretty rough neighborhood.

Found out a bunch of perverts live near me, so I'm moving.

Because there's nothing I hate more than competition.

Relax.

I'm not on any of those lists.

I'm that good.

That's it, thanks guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI gotta say, Austin's a really nice town.

setupAs soon as I got here, homeless people kept coming up to me,

setupshaking their change cups.

punchlineSo much that I had to say, "No, thank you, I have enough."

tagSo nice.

tagThat was a joke, I took the money.

tagI'm broke, not stupid.