John Papa Ioannou

Bucket Pull

Watch John Papa Ioannou's Kill Tony episode 532 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.00 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hey, I had a rough childhood because my parents are what you can call helicopter parents.

You know, in the sense that helicopters are incapable of love.

[Bit 2]

I scared myself this morning by pooping red.

But then I remembered that I ate beets last night.

And I'm like super allergic to beets, so it was just blood.

[Bit 3]

Did you know that the Golden Gate Bridge was built with Depression-era relief funds?

And continues to be used for depression relief to this day.

[Bit 4]

I would think the worst part about having to marry your own dog would be having to have sex in only one style.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupHey, I had a rough childhood because my parents are what you can call helicopter parents.

punchlineYou know, in the sense that helicopters are incapable of love.