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2020-10-20

Elias Zowak

Bucket Pull

Watch Elias Zowak's Kill Tony episode 477 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density

- All right, hey.

[Bit 1]

So I've been dating during quarantine.

If you wanna know the type of girl that I'm into,

I like a girl with a sense of humor,

but not too vulgar.

So maybe like Amy Poehler opposite of Amy Schumer.

It's about my type.

[Bit 2]

Marilyn Monroe once said, "You can make a woman laugh.

"You can make her do anything."

I make them laugh and they do do anything but me.

[Bit 3]

But my exes have all been reliable though, yep.

They're really able to just rely and rely and rely

and rely and rely.

[Bit 4]

My ex just got sponsored by GLAAD,

they just named that product after her,

the Scented Trashback.

Yeah.

[Bit 5]

Maybe she should go on a blind date. I don't know.

I went on a blind date. You're going to see I was the right one.

[Bit 6]

Unfortunately. I have a Kobe joke too.

Okay, let's hear it. Go ahead Elias.

Okay. So the reason why a lot of people are so shook about Kobe's death,

Me included, because we know that the popular saying,

this too shall pass won't occur.

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setupSo I've been dating during quarantine.

setupIf you wanna know the type of girl that I'm into,

setupI like a girl with a sense of humor,

setupbut not too vulgar.

punchlineSo maybe like Amy Poehler opposite of Amy Schumer.

tagIt's about my type.